POOP STAIN

Best excuse for sleeping with mom EVER! 
Kylie was begging to sleep with me and I was trying to convince her to go to her nice top bunk bed. I said "but Kylie that's why I got you such a nice bed, so YOU could sleep in it." To which she replied (with pout and whine) "but my bed has a POOP STAIN in it!" After much laughing I replied "it DOES??!" She whines a little louder and says "don't lauuuughhhh......it STINKS!" 
To which I roll on the floor, holding my stomach, DYING laughing!!!! And then I tell her.....ok, you WIN!!! I guess I better check that top bunk a little more frequently.